@laura This solution is too simple. Clearly the right way is to add WebGL 
@tennoseremel
And a new Javascript framework! 🤪
@laura
@laura Hehe, I love your email. :)
@laura
For a second I thought it was a real book.
I would buy that book.
@rick_777 I could write that book, but it’d probably be tediously angry.
@laura just noticed that it's 7 MB for a page that is being accessed for, at most, a couple of kilobytes of text. the web was a mistake.
@laura Oh, man, you showed them!
@laura :D
You're one of my favorite people.
@laura wonder when they'll add an ascii coca-cola logo or such into those http headers.. this is an exciting new adspace
@laura Why Can't I Hold, All These
Problems Of My Own Creation
@laura Would love to know what the answer is, if you get one.
@laura so much this!
I am doing a talk on #HOPE2020 about web censorship, and part of it is basically "it's not a ddos, your website is slow and got a reasonable amount of organic traffic". Mind if I use these screenshots (with attribution, of course) in the slides?
Also, working on a tracker-related thing with a friend, would love your input: https://barnacles.online
(yes, the design is dreadful, we know ;-) )