Hire me as a consultant to improve your site’s performance*!
* I’ll tell you to remove your ridiculous third-party trackers, then shame you for invading your site visitors’ privacy. You’ll be embarrassed, but I’ll have shaved off 200+ requests, ~2mb, and cut load time in half.
@laura@better It's so gross. If we did this in the real world - slapping tracking beacons on every customer as they walked into your store and then hoped they didn't remove them as they left - we'd be outraged.